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- *****
- * The 8 player characters contained in these writings are copyright
- * 1992 by Thomas Miller...copying and distribution of these stories
- * is permissible only under the condition that no part of them will
- * be used or sold for profit. In that case, I hope you enjoy them.
- * The dungeons and non-player characters contained herein are from
- * TSR's module, A3, and are copyright 1980 by TSR, Inc. Specific
- * text and maps from them have been avoided, and I encourage anyone
- * who enjoys reading about them to buy and play the whole "A" series.
- *****
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- THE PARTY:
-
- Alindyar, 6th level drow elf mage (N)
- Belphanior, 5th/4rd/5th level high elf fighter/mage/thief (CN)
- Ged, 5th/5th level grey elf priest/mage of Boccob (NG)
- Halbarad, 6th level human ranger (NG)
- Mongo Thunderhead, 6th level dwarf fighter (CG)
- Peldor, 7th level human thief (N)
- Peyote, 5th/6th level half-elf fighter/druid of Obad-Hai (N)
- Rob, 6th level human priest of Trithereon (LG)
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- XXIX. Traps, Traps, & more Traps
-
-
-
- The party has interrupted feeding time and now _they_ are dinner...
-
- Belphanior: (covered with a hurled bucket of bloody meat) Cool!
- Halbarad: (also splashed, though not so heavily) Ugh.
- first dog-thing: (bites at Belphanior but misses) Snarl!
- second dog-thing: (bites Halbarad) Chomp!
- Mongo: (charges the third dog-thing) Come and get it, mutt!
- third dog-thing: (bites Mongo's armored leg, but only breaks some
- teeth) <crunch> Yowl!
- Peldor: Time for someone to get backstabbed...(begins creeping along
- a wall at the edge of the room)
- Peyote: Redrum! Redrum! (moves to help Halbarad)
- Alindyar: (hangs back outside of the room, preparing a spell)
- Rob: Hey! I'll get rid of this scroll with only one spell on it!
- (whips out an old scroll and starts spellcasting)
- Ged: (casting a spell) Damned smelly humanoids...I'll show them.
- (fires a trio of magical missiles, at three separate gnolls)
- gnolls: Agh! Ow! Ugh!
- Ged: Ha ha! Chew on that, fools!
- Peldor: Puny mage...
- gnoll: (fires an arrow at the thief, grazing him) Snort.
- Peldor: Hey, watch it, pal.
- Ged: <chuckle>
- gnoll: (fires an arrow at Mongo, but it breaks on the dwarf's armor)
- gnoll: (fires an arrow at Rob, but misses)
- gnoll: (fires an arrow at Ged, nicking him)
- Ged: Fool! You shall pay dearly for that cowardly attack!
- gnoll: (fires an arrow at Halbarad, but "fumbles", hitting one of the
- dog-things instead) oops...
- Belphanior: What a shitty shot you are. (slashes his opponent, and
- wounds it) Away, dog-breath.
- Alindyar: Let light cease...(casts a sphere of darkness, enveloping
- the three gnolls not at the fringes of the room)
- gnolls: Yie! (much confused babbling is heard from within the spell
- effect)
- Rob: Hey! (his spiritual hammer was headed for one of those gnolls
- and is now obscured by the darkness)
- Halbarad: These foul dogs will not give up! (chops his opponent with
- his axe, but misses with his dagger) Curses!
- Peyote: (slices Halbarad's canine adversary, wounding it heavily)
- Alindyar: (pulls out his wand)
- Mongo: (slams his opponent, twice, with his hammer) Take that, mutt!
- dog-thing: Yelp!
-
- Peldor: (headed for an exposed back, but the gnoll somehow detects him
- and spins around, sword in hand)
- gnoll: No sneak on me!
- Peldor: Out of my way, villain. (stabs the gnoll, wounding it)
- gnoll: (slashes at the thief, who easily ducks under its clumsy blow)
- Ged: (unhooks his morningstar) Boccob's fist is coming...
- Halbarad: (chops and slices his opponent) Away, I say!
- dog-thing: (gravely injured now) Yowl!
- Peyote: (stabs the monster, slaying it) There...it's cool now.
- Halbarad: Muchly obliged, friend.
- dog-thing: (bites Belphanior again) Chomp.
- Belphanior: Enough, dog-lips! (slices the thing, wounding it even
- further)
- Ged: (bashes the beast with his weapon, caving in its head)
- dog-thing: Urr...(dies)
- Belphanior: I didn't know you cared.
- Ged: That's okay, I don't. (heads for the other dog-thing, the one
- fighting Mongo) Boccob!
- Mongo: (bashes his opponent once, breaking some ribs) Get the hell
- off of me!
- Rob: (flailing his spiritual hammer about inside the darkness wildly)
- Oomph! I hit something!
- gnoll: (from somewhere within the darkness) Yargh!
- Alindyar: Take that, fiend. (fires two magic missiles from his wand,
- hitting Peldor's gnoll and bringing it down)
- Ged: Hey, you missed Peldor.
- dog-thing: (bites Mongo, wounding him slightly) Snarl!
- Mongo: Argh!
- Peldor: Thanks, mage. (to DM) Hey, remember when I chose the non-
- weapon proficiency of blind-fighting?
- DM: Uh, yeah.
- Peldor: (looks around, grins evilly, and heads into the darkness sphere)
- gnoll: (sword drawn, he charges toward Belphanior) Die, elf!
-
- Belphanior: (charges the gnoll, screaming wildly) Aaaaaa!
- gnoll: Yaah! (he and Belphanior duel for a bit)
- Ged: (smashes Mongo's opponent, wounding it badly) Boccob speaks, you
- lice-ridden fleabag!
- Mongo: (hits the thing with his hammer, slaying it) Thanks, buddy.
- Ged: My pleasure.
- Mongo: You're not too bad in combat, you know.
- Ged: I do my best.
- Rob: (pulls his spiritual hammer out of the darkness, afraid of hitting
- Peldor)
- Ged: Where'd that crazy thief go?
- Belphanior: (slays his gnoll) Arr! I am triumphant once more!
-
- From within the darkness, swordplay could be heard. Without warning,
- the head of a gnoll flew out and landed near Rob...
-
- Rob: (bashes the head with his spell, pulping it) Yuch!
- gnoll: (dashes from the darkness, but meets Peyote and is felled shortly)
- Alindyar: Enough nonsense. (cancels the darkness, revealing Peldor
- standing behind the last gnoll, about to stab it)
- gnoll: Eyah!
- Peldor: (backstabs the humanoid, killing it) What grace! What beauty
- in motion!
- Ged: What foolishness. (casts a minor healing spell on himself)
- Belphanior: (covered in blood, a lot of it his own, staggers) Ugh...
- Peyote: (heals Belphanior)
- Rob: (heals Belphanior)
- Belphanior: Ahh...I needed that. Maybe I should learn the priestly
- ways, so I can heal myself.
- Ged: I hear the god of war is looking for clergy these days...
-
- Meanwhile, while all this healing is going on...
-
- Peldor: There. (having bound his cut, he is emptying the pouches of
- the gnolls onto the floor) Plenty for all.
- Alindyar: (examining one of the coins) Hmm.
- Mongo: Here's the loot sack. It could use some filling, you know.
- Peldor: Yea. Well, these guys weren't totally broke.
- Mongo: Nope. (scrapes the small pile of coins into the sack)
- Peldor: (unnoticed, he slips a golden ring down his sleeve) Not at all.
-
- soon...
-
- Halbarad: This door is unopened. Let us get to the bottom of this place
- once and for all.
- Mongo: Yeah!
- Belphanior: I want to kill some slavers...
-
- They advenced through the door and followed a passage through a simple
- maze-like area, then came upon a room. This new chamber was over sixty
- feet long, about thirty feet wide, and perhaps twenty feet high. Right
- in front of the party, stone steps descended into a pool of whitish goo.
- The stuff bubbled madly; similar stairs rose up from the other end of
- the room, about fifty feet distant. A narrow stone slab bridged the
- entire pool, but the strangest thing here was the bluish field exactly
- halfway across the room. It snapped and crackled and leaped about, and
- seemed to totally fill the width and height of the place; had it not
- been semi-transparent, the adventurers would have thought it to be the
- end of the room.
-
- Peyote: Far out!
- Belphanior: What's that odor? Ozone?
- Ged: Smells like it.
- Alindyar: Tread with caution...
- Mongo: What kind of stupid room is this?!
- Rob: (bends down and touches the pool) Hey, it's not acid!
- Belphanior: (inching toward Rob)
- Ged: ...(to Mongo) Think he'll do it?
- Mongo: Dunno.
- Rob: (tasting the goo) Mmm.
- Peldor: (muttering something about the uselessness of priests, he climbs
- onto the stone archway, quietly slipping on a nice golden ring first)
- Halbarad: That crackling blue field may mean trouble.
- Peldor: Obviously. But how else can legends of Peldor's daring be made?
- (walks carefully out toward the field) I shall triumph.
- Peyote: Way uncool.
- Alindyar: Perhaps we should stop him. He could get fried up there.
- Ged: Nah. That's his job.
- Belphanior: (pushes Rob into the goo with his boot) oops...snicker.
- Rob: Whaooolp...glmgph! (falls down the stairs into the goo)
- Ged: Ho-hum (looking toward the ceiling)
- Alindyar: What...? How did the lad manage to fall in?!
- Belphanior: Beats me.
- Rob: (his head surfaces) Blugmph...! <cough cough> I'm okay, guys!
- Halbarad: (climbs waist-deep into the goo, to help Rob out) Worry not,
- priest.
- Peyote: Yeah...
- Rob: It's okay. <cough> It's ingestable - I can _breathe_ it!
- Peyote: Stop yelling.
- Alindyar: What insanity. (gets his flying carpet) I have a means out
- of this predicament, fortunately.
- Ged: Hey, I'm with you. Only a total idiot would go through the slime.
- Rob: I mean, we can breathe the stuff. It's like air. Ahem. Urg.
- Ged: See what I mean?
- Peldor: (on the bridge) Hmm. (regarding the energy field in front of
- him) Maybe I put my foot in my mouth. (takes a wooden rod and pokes
- it into the blue fire) Yie! That tingles! (hurls the rod through
- the field, watching it land in the goo on the other side) Well, if
- it can make it, so can I. (to DM) I leap through the blue energy,
- coming off the ground as I go through, and land on the other side
- of the stone bridge.
- DM: Sure.
- Ged: What's that idiot - oh, no!
- Peldor: (leaps into the energy......ZORCH!!) YARGH! (singed, he falls
- off the bridge and disappears into the goo, over 20' from the others)
- Peyote: Well, at least he can breathe in it.
- Belphanior: Hunh..! (dives into the goo and quickly disappears)
- Ged: (to Alindyar) I figure that we should be able to fly through the
- field, since we're not grounded if we're airborne.
- Alindyar: Grounded?
- Ged: Er...nevermind. Let's go. (they float off slowly toward the field;
- the grey elf draws his morningstar)
- Alindyar: We shall be back for any of you who want a ride.
- Peyote: Sure...
- Halbarad: Well, _I_ think that the goo underneath the field will protect
- us from the shock.
- Peyote: Sounds reasonable. Let's go for it.
- Mongo: Wait. I'll go first. No telling what monsters may be out there
- about to eat us. Hell, for all we know, they already got Peldor and
- the elf. (he strides out into the goo and quickly submerges)
- Halbarad: (follows the dwarf)
- Peyote: You go first, Rob; I'll bring up the rear.
- Rob: Sure. (they both go)
-
- meanwhile...
-
- Peldor: (undergoo, singed a bit but alive and well; he remembers that he
- can breathe this stuff but doesn't really want to, so he is holding his
- breath. He finds that he can move quickly and easily in the thick,
- soupy goo. He also bumps into something hard on the floor of the pool
- and picks it up.)
- Belphanior: (swimming with great difficulty in Peldor's general direction
- and freely breathing the goo - quite an unnerving sensation)
- Alindyar & Ged: (pass through the field harmlessly, though their hair
- sticks straight out now)
- Mongo: (doesn't even bother to hold his breath, as he is plodding slowly
- through the goo with his plate mail and shield; freely breathing the
- stuff, which nauseates him a bit)
- Halbarad: (trying to keep his head up, but it's not as easy as it might
- seem. Finally gives in and drinks goo; doesn't like it)
- Rob: (breathing the goo, and talking underneath the surface to make big
- bubbles)
- Peyote: (breathing the goo, and following Rob; it occurs to him that
- goop-breathing may the most gnarly thing he's done so far in life)
-
- When Peldor came up the stairs, barely out of breath (for he traversed
- the thirty feet or so rather quickly), he found Ged and Alindyar waiting
- at the open exit to the room. The others followed presently.
-
- Ged: What in Boccob's name is going on here?!?!?!? (his morningstar
- is stuck fast to his chainmail) Argh! My small shield here is trying
- to do the same thing!
- Alindyar: (rolling up his carpet) Fascinating. Small metallic objects
- on my own person are moving strangely...'tis fortunate that I carry
- very little metal. Unlike you, my friend.
- Ged: Oh, shut up. (gives up on the morningstar and leaves it glued
- across his chestplate)
- Peldor: Huh? (his weapons are moving, trying to fly off and stick to
- Ged's armor) Stay away from me, you wierdo. (wipes goo from his
- eyes)
- Ged: But...(moves away from the stairs and the goo) Damn.
- Belphanior: (emerges) <cough cough> Odd.
- Ged: You're probably all infected with some internal disease now.
- Belphanior: <cough> Why is your morningstar attached to your armor?
- Mongo: (emerges from the goo, covered with the white stuff, just like
- Peldor) Ptui! Glurg! Retch! Fuck!
-
- Presently, they all came up. Though the six who went through the
- goo were able to get the stuff out of their eyes and faces, it was quite
- difficult to get any more off, as the goo was sticky and seemed to be
- slowly hardening. Though they could still move about, this new coating
- slightly impaired their movements and was otherwise irritating.
- The party continued onward, and soon the corridor split in two. Both
- passages led to the same door, though. Peldor found no traps, and the
- door opened to reveal a 30' long, slightly wider room. A thick rope
- hung from the center of the ceiling (20' high).
-
- Alindyar: No exits present themselves.
- Halbarad: Aye. That is one thick rope, there.
- Belphanior: Let's pull the rope!
- Mongo: No! We need to check the room for stuff.
- Halbarad: But it is empty...
- Peldor: Secret doors!
- Belphanior: Fuck it. We'll pull the rope and _then_ check.
- Mongo: No way!
- Peyote: Way!
- Ged: Cease your prattle, dolts.
- Rob: Yeah! Dolts!
- Peldor: I'll check the room. (sticks his head in, looks both ways,
- pulls his head back) It's empty, all right.
- Belphanior: (gets some rope) I'll tie this to the big rope in there and
- then we'll all get back and pull. No risk.
- Peldor: Sounds good. I bet a big stone block comes down and crushes
- anyone in the room.
- Ged: Could have its uses.
- Peldor: Of course, we won't _be_ in the room.
- Belphanior: (uses his skill with ropes and knots to tie his comparitively
- puny rope onto the giant one, and comes back) All set.
- Alindyar: (steps to the rear and unrolls his carpet)
- Mongo: (handed the rope) Okay, let's pull!
- Peyote: Unh!
- Belphanior: Ugh!
- Mongo: Grr!
-
- THUNK! THUNK! The floor split in half, the two pieces (on hinges)
- slamming down, revealing a bubbling pit under the "floor" of the room.
- An acrid smell drifted up fairly quickly. As this happened, a flush
- section of wall on the far side of the room opened (away from the
- party) and a section of corridor could be seen beyond.
-
- Peldor: Good trap. Though not as good as my suggestion.
- Belphanior: Hey Rob, don't jump.
- Rob: Okay.
- Halbarad: Deadly stuff, that acid...
- Peyote: How will we ever get across?
- Alindyar: (holds up his carpet)
- Peyote: Ah.
-
- Within minutes, all were safely across, ferried by the drow one at a
- time. Those who had walked through the goo found that the slimy stuff
- had crusted over on their bodies, not unlike very old milk...the secret
- passage led around some turns to another room, about forty feet square
- but only ten feet high.
-
- Halbarad: What in the hells is _that_?!
- Alindyar: A statue. 'Twould seem to depict a roper.
- Mongo: A what?
- Ged: Just another deadly subterranean monster.
- Alindyar: Verily - but they are definitely not made of stone.
- Belphanior: Look, it's half-covering a hole in the floor.
- Peyote: Walk with caution, dudes. (steps into the chamber and looks
- around)
- Belphanior: Statues can die too, you know. (enters the room)
- Halbarad: Aye, but they are tougher than living fiends. (enters the
- room)
- Mongo: (brandishes his hammer) No statue gets the best of ME !!
- statue: (suddenly launches its tentacles at the lead adventurers)
- Mongo: (watches a stonelike appendage sail over his head) Hmph!
- Halbarad: (hit by a tentacle) Urk.
- Belphanior: (closest to the thing, hit by two, missed by a third) Uk.
-
- The adventurers watched in horror as Halbarad and Belphanior instantly
- became very rigid, and they assumed the color of stone...as well as the
- texture...
-
- Mongo: Holy shit! That freakin' thing TURNED THEM TO STONE !!!
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- NOTES: Peldor has blind-fighting (as do Belphanior and Halbarad).
- Useful skill... Peldor found a ring of free action, for those who want
- to know; that's why he wasn't encumbered beneath the goo.
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